First FAQ... and sushi buffet

Hello, good morning, afternoon, evening whenever or wherever you are.:D
First of all, let me show you my GF picture

"Leng or not?"

Ok... Good job guys, you know im kidding, and its not funny... She is apparentaly finalist for Malaysian Dream Girl, giving away free black kitty balloon. Manage to take her photo (and photo with her)... and no, I did not get her hp number or email if you want to ask, but i manage to grab the black kitty.

Ok, next Im gonna start this new label here. FAQ
Frequently Answered Question, means a lot of people ask me a question until I got bored of answering. So Im just gonna write down the question here, and answer it. So, before you got a question, read my blog first, and then, read my blog again, and u can ask my mum about it.

Today FAQ is "Haris, are you gay?"
The answer is YES, I am gay, I got a boyfriend now who is staying with me? We do buttsex together at home... YAY
Ok, of course that answer is a joke, dont take it to heart, especially that buttsex part.
Answer is NO
No, I am not a gay. Why are you even ask me this question in the first place?

"Why are you so friendly with that guy?"
Well, I love my friend, my friend love me, in with all respect not in gay manner. Of course, some of my friend and I even do couple jokes on each other like "hello dear, how are you"(which almost got one of my friend intro trouble, he spend one whole night trying to explain to his gf who am I LOL). Thats normal right? I did not touch his kuku and say hei "cute kuku u got there boy".

"Eh, Why you dont have GF until now? Are you turning gay?"
Second, yes I got ex-gfs, one of them is so hot, that can melt hard chocolate in few seconds, and im not breaking up because I'm turning gay. (not gonna explain more here >,<) "Why you never watch porn ?? weirdo la u" You tell me which guy dont watch porn, bring him to me, if he really dont watch porn, I straight away cut my kuku in front of u (kuku jari I mean). Holy cow, I watch "straight porn" no gay (lesbian , yes), no granny porn, STRAIGHTO. JAV FTW!!!

OK, stop with this gay topic, lets move on to a "gay" (cheery: bright and pleasant; promoting a feeling of cheer; "a cheery hello"; "a gay sunny room"; "a sunny smile" ) topic now.
Few days ago, my friend sent me an email, about this "Japanese buffet restaurant at Taman Sutera JB" Stupid place, so hard to find.
But its okay, because I got.....
Eat all you can >,<

"Eat all you can Salmon sashimi (they got maguro, saba, and more)"

When we sat, we damn blur, first time visit this place. The waitress also damn blur, I look at her, she look at me. (You looking at me, looking at you - Ozzy Osbourne). Lucky she quite leng lui but deng, like hell I know how to order. I asked her, and she gave us menu (at last) and I start to go gung ho with the ordering.

"Unagi Sushi, eat eat eat"
"Chuka hotate inari, the best"

"And more Sishi, i mean sushi ^_^"
"Some more can see leng lui"
"Eat all you can gyoza"
"Agemono (pork, chicken, SOFT SHELL CRAB, prawn etc)"
"Yakimono with teriyaki sauce"
"Some cucuk thing, not that nice"
"Chawanmushi (they got original, shark fin and mushroom version)"
"All shorts of temaki :D"

1 hour later, the leng lui waitress ask for last order, I didnt know the last order is so early!!! Bad service.
Last order wei, and both of us quite full already, can eat, but need to eat slowly. I made a bold decision, ordered 2 chawanmushi, and 3 plates of diff type of noodle.

"chasoba"

"Yakisoba"

Walau, when the food reach our table. See also damn full, its like looking at the foods for Fear Factor.
Nevertheless, we manage to finish all and win RM 100, 000 for finishing the challenge, and i give those all the price money to Haris Charity.

Enjoy
Signing off
Haris

Ladies and Stano from Germany

It's really hard to understand woman....

They ask me to bring them to eat, but scold me afterward for making them fat.

Dont believe??? This is proof

"i hate hunger, because it makes me eat and that makes me fat.

but i also love hunger, because its a reason to eat and try nice good food.

i think i just did the female population a good deed, cos this is prolly what 90% of them thinks."

Quote by Kee Pong Cheng

Congrats to you getting a new partner! (should have done this long time ago, but only got the time to do it now) At last, no more "Haris-why-i-am-single-rant" from you. I want biggest hong bao from you when two of you get married ok?

Signing off

Haris

Chocolatomate! (chotomate) ... not so fast. more update la of course.

Last week I meet up with my online friend, his name is Stan, I call him Stano, cause he call me Limo... Take that! Ok, so what happen is, this Stano is from JB and he study in Germany, he graduated and come back Malaysia for holiday. We kinda ngam each other because both of us wear specs... haha... not funny. Ok, serious. It is because both of us are fan of Hajime no Ippo.

So, after reschedulling his timetable (he is busier than Pak Lah), we finally get to meet each other. We book a hotel, and sleep on the same bed, and then ngek ngek ngek ngek.... (I know this is what you guys want to hear and laugh about it, go ahead). Well of course the last sentence is just total nonsense, but yeah what happen is we went for a nice lunch with some "ahem" glancing "ahem" at the leng lui there. (Stano, I hope your gf is not lurking here).

After that we went to Biji Benih Kopi, Stano brought along his camera and damn I forgot to take his pic. But he took my pic, of me cleaning my coffee (kan ciong talking about Hajime No Ippo, too many animation going on)

"Sorry Coffebean for this and that straw >,<"

I think we chat for almost 2 hour there... Mostly Hajime No Ippo topic (now you know how good Hajime no Ippo is! Go read! its at onemanga.com)
After that, we found out that its too early, so I suggest we go eat cendol...
Yes ladies and woman, "Cendol"

"Cendol"

Inside shopping mall, we found this Malay restaurant. we ordered 2 bowl of cendol, and gues what the taste is DAMNNN FANTAST...... ok la, so so only. Of course, we order some kueh mueh.

"Roti Jala, Onde onde, and that big ball kueh"

When the food come, I can see his evil grin on his face, I know this joker Stano want to do something... I knew it...

"This is mine"
"He decided, the ahem not enough "bulu" and add extra bulu to it"
"Lop-side is for Stano"

"...."

He is leaving to Germany 2am later, have safe flight Stano... Well, by the time you read this post, it will be "welcome to germany"
Nice to meet you.
Damn, I hope I dont see him soon. I almost tear my stomach that day, laugh too much....

Really Signing Off
Haris

Penang Trip, Journey for Food (Two)

After few good hours of good sleep in Cathay cinema... We continue with this picture

"Guess what is this"

Answer, I got no idea. I'm still thinking why this photo is here..... (I blame our lousy camera man, Sathia for this)
Btw, we went to Pantai Bersih for seafood. Thanks to Kelly for bringing us F4.

"Crab with salty egg yolk"

"Ikan bakar, Lala, and one more... not important... damn hungry. MAKAN SAJA"

"Seafood reminds me of my shi fu"

After a nice big seafood meal... We went to Queensbay beach, beside Queensbay mall.
First thing to do after we get off the car...

"Eat Sate Ikan"

Man, this guy is cool, really... I tell u why
It wrote there. 1 stick for 20 cent. I wanted to try, but I was damn full (really full). So I said, I wanted to try 1 stick, and pass him 20 cent.
Then he said, "no need, I give u for free, test, if nice then u buy"
Damn confidence with his product, I like this guy.
But his satay ikan really nice!!
If you happen to go there, please support him. I bought 5 sticks, if I still can eat. Confirm buy 30 sticks from this guy.

After Sate Ikan, we decided to...

"Makan Again!!!!"

IM JUST KIDDING!! NO WAY IM GONNA EAT AGAIN!!
That guy is selling kite, Kenny (25, Single and Available) bought a kite from him... We call the kite, "3 in 1" (I tell you why later) Then off we go four sohai, flying kite... AT MIDNIGHT!!!

"Kenny (25 single and available)"

"Chee Meng (25, Hamsap and In relationship)"Haris (23, Single but not available)"

And last of us is Sathiya, (25 single and available), he is the lousy camera man... Holding the camera, so no pic of you mate... so sorry

Btw, there is this guy flying a super mini kite... DAMN CUTE!!

"THAT KITE IS REALLY THAT SMALL"

Hahaha, no photoshop, that kite looks like far away, but no. both kite are just side by side.
Ok, to flying kite story. Kenny is damn good flying kite, seriously (why am I keep promoting him?).
He can really fly the kite, damn shiok sumore. Then I damn boh shuang, wan to show skill.... He pass the kite to me, and errr, something happen, you know, if I were to use physics to explain, the kite's angle and the wind direction kinda mismatch each other and the kite flew down the sea......

"Sayonara, sayonara, moga berjumpa lagi..."

We tried to save the poor kite, really... We pull the kite, then beside us got this abang, fishing. He look damn boh shuang, because we were making so much noise (my friends keep calling me sohai). Then he pack his stuff and go back with black face, pity him, I think we scare his fishes :( but we cant help it, damn it I laugh so much that night. err, midnight.

"Kiri, kiri, kiri kanan kiri..."

After much pulling and scrolling back the thread, we finally made it!!! "3in1" is back!
We tried to fly him again.... But seems like he lost his will to fly..
Feels like singing "Flying High Again - Ozzy Osbourne"

"Dont want to close my eyeeesssss... Armagedon"

We found out that 3in1-kun cant fly anymore... I tried to run, but 3in1-kun prefer to run instead of fly >,<

Ok, the kite ended up like biawak darat...
Check this out

"Biawak Darat"

Now you know why we call him "3in1"? He can fly, he can swim and he can run... 3 in 1 , just like nescafe.

To be continue...

Signing Off
Haris

*I really miss cendol

Penang Trip, Journey for Food

Last month, went to Penang with friends. Long story cut short, first stop is always "CENDOL"

"Uncle, Aunty, Pak Cik, Mak Cik, Ah beng, Ah lian, Lala, Shi ham"

All kind of people....

"Asalamualaikum , cendol satu"

"Fast fast find parking, I want to eat cendolllll"

"Vanakam, cendol dua"

"4 of us, so 4 bowl.. duh (I order extra bowl later)"

After that, got to eat that Asam Laksa, located just beside the cendol stall.

"Look for this aunty"

"4 of us, so 4 set..... duh"

Of course, we eat more than that LOL

"same place. taste ok-ok"

"Prawn Mee..This bugger order damn a lot, in the end, we have to struggle to eat his portion"

After eat do what???
Sleep lah!!!!

"Way back to hotel, looking at birds"

"Random"

"In front of Cathay Hotel, not to be mistaken with Cathay Cinema"

"4 of us, 2 bed.... sounds gay"

"He dont want to gay with us"
"I miss my cendol already"

5 seconds later....
4
3
2
1
.
.
"zzzzz"

Three hours later, we woke up...
All damn hungry already....
I started to look for food....

"Hello, anybody home"

"CENDOL, YOU THERE???"

Urgh, no food :(
To be continue

Signing off
Cendol Man