Japanese Drama Engine

Today Im going to do summary for a Japanese Drama, "Engine".
Nah, I'm just kidding, why should I do a drama summary when you have Wikipedia??
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Engine_(TV_series)

Alright, since you guys already read the summary, Im just gonna start with this funny boy. In drama they called him "Mo-chan". In my opinion, he cant really act, but he dont really need a talent to act. His face alone is a talent, looking at his face is like watching 1 whole season of "Whose Line is it anyway"
I love it when he do that -_- face

"First episode -_-"

"-_-"

"Even Takura is doing it LOL"

You got to watch this drama to get the feel...

Potong stim >_<

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By the way why is it so freaking hot now days?? Walaueh, beh tahan @_@
Yeah, today Im gonna review my home town's Cinema
Cinema dari Kulai.
Nope, its not Cathay, not TGV, GSC or anything else. It is
STAR CINEPLEX

"Star Cineplex"

Nope, no link for this one, you cant find this cinema on internet, and no you cant book ticket online.
Sometimes you cant even find cashier there!

"Kosong"

But tell you guys what. Their service is the best of the best, better than any cinema in Malaysia.
First time I went there, (Kungfu Panda). The freaking hall is full with aunty aunty bringing their children to watch Kungfu Panda. First the sound system gone haywire, its like listening to Backstreet Boys Millenium album with a broken CD player.... In max volume. Then the show stop halfway O_O me and my friend were like "wtf"? Then got one aunty shout damn loud in chinese "Eh?? zuo wan liao ah?" (Eh?? the show finish already?")
Me and my friend double wtf.
So we went out the counter, ask for refund... Good service, straight away give back our money.

2nd time, same friend went to watch Bangkok Dangerous. We ask for the ticket, the cashier ask which seat we want? Then I saw the seats, there were only 4 seats with human icon... I was like "wah, sudah penuh kah?" (Wah, all full already?"
Then the cashier, "bukan bukan, yang tak ada icon semua boleh duduk" (no no, its the one without human icon")
So in the end, damn spacious, only 6 of us watch Bangkok Dangerous.

This time I went alone to watch Shinjuku Incident. I went there early, the uncle give me his seat, wah uncle so good.. see such service.... U go GSC, got seat for u to sit? nope

Then this one is the best, my friend came down from Ipoh, we wanted to watch Star Trek.
4pm show, and we reach there at 4pm!
LOL, we ask the cashier if we still can watch it. She use the walkie talkie to ask the fella inside... "Boleh boleh, tak ada orang nonton" ( can, no people are watching )
Then I ask the cashier "Boleh tunggu sekajap? saya nak pergi tandas" ( can wait for a while? I need to use the restroom )
"Boleh boleh"
Their service really great, they even wait for us to finish our toilet business. Waited until we reached the hall!!! and start the ads, transformers trailer wei...
My friend from Ipoh also speechless with the service.

Only two of us inside cinema, you dont believe me?
I dont even need to turn my phone to silent mode.
I can even take photo!
Such service... mana cari?


Signing Off
Haris

Quote from Ipoh friend
"nobody fucks wit star cineplex
it's HARDCORE"

Spider Pig

I bet everyone know about this sohai family

"We are the sohai family"


Yeah, they are the Simpsons
They got this new hilarious movie showing in cinemas near you... So check them out


No no no no
Not these movies
this one all parodies....

The one with Spider Pig soundtrack
Yeah, u heard me... Spider Pig

"look out, here comes the spider pig"

When Holmes sing the spider pig song,
it just hit my head
Its one of the best parody song i ever heard
The lyrics, and the sohai voice he got
Im just so addicted to this song right now

Today, Stellix's Useless Blog will share with you guys the greatest song on earth aka song of the year aka best parody song ever aka sohai song with u guys

Spider Pig
Download the song here

Lyrics

SPIDER PIG

SPIDER PIG

Does whatever a SPIDER PIG does

Can he swing

From a web


No he cant

He's a pig

LOOK OOOUUUTTT!!!!

He is a SPIDER PIG!!


Thanks to Xia Shien for the song
Please enjoy the song to the fullest

May the Spider Pig force be with you

Signing off
Haris

Death Note VS Ero Note??

Im a fan of Japanese Manga. I love manga (japanese words for comic) which always entertain me with their unique, touching, funny, action story line. Well, Japanese ppl are famous for their creativity. Apart from manga I also like to watch Japanese movie and drama especially those which are adapted by manga for example Death Note.

Anyway, u guys know bout Death Note right? A cun Japanese movie, the films primarily center around a university student who decides to rid the world of evil with the help of a supernatural notebook that kills anyone whose name is written in it. (wiki 2007)
In Malay, Buku Maut... Lu tulis nama orang kat dalam buku tu, budak tu akan jahanam segera.

"Buku Maut 2 [mampus atau hidup]

I was so excited when they announced this movie back then, cause im a fan of the manga. First day it was shown in Malaysia, I asked my friend booked the tickets for all of us. I was so excited and happy when we reached the cinema (well, im not the only one u see... I still remember that day is VC and Mick first day PAK TOH) [Oh shit, is this a secret? if yes, then im done for it... LOL, like i care] {Ahhhh, dun hit me}

By the way, the movie its nice by its own... I like how they changed the story line. When ppl asked me how is the movie compared to manga... I would say, its different thing, the movie had to be made that way because the manga has too many detailed dialogs and it would be very boring if the director follow blindly from the manga...

Its nice to watch such nice movie from Japan again....

But Japanese ppl never stop to amaze me with their unique, creative and crazy way of doing stuff. They really wont stop creating something creative and crazy till they kena AIDS.
Check this out what i found on net

DISTURBING GRAPHIC AHEAD

WARNING THIS POST MIGHT CONTAIN EXTREME GRAPHIC CONTENT.

DO NOT CONTINUE READING IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED TOWARDS "AHEM AHEM STUFF"

CLICK ON THE PIC IF ONLY YOU ARE 18 YEARS OLD AN ABOVE

DONT SAY I NEVER WARN YOU GUYS

ARE YOU OVER 18?

YES??

CLICK ON THE FOLLOWING PICS

NO??

BUZZ OFF MY FRIEND, WAIT TILL YOU OLDER
(NO LA JUST KIDDING, THIS BLOG IS SAVE FOR ALL AUDIENCE I ALREADY CENCORED THE "AHEM" PARTS DONT WORRY)

DI JAMIN UMUM

ERO NOTE
(Its cencored, i know its a shame.. But if u want to have a look at the uncencored version, feel free to msg me)

ROLFMAO (roll on floor laughing my ass off)
I saw this on net, ero note... sex version of death note
OMG

For those who dont know, ero means porno or pervert (thanks for the translation jie)
Porno Note

And for those who are really innocent and dont know what is going on.
Thats ham sap video poster u looking at

I really dont know what is the storyline, wait till it get uploaded no net, i will do review for u guys LOL
But i guess, when the main character write a name on the Ero Note, the person whose name on the book will have sex with the main character (Including guys.... ) [did i just said that?? WUUUEEEEKK]

Hamilan....

Signing Off
Haris

Para Penukar

Wooot!!!
Para Penukar is here!!! at last, after waiting for almost 1 and a half year. Its here!!!! WOOOTT!!!

You cant believe how excited am i right now...
Wat u dunno what "Para Penukar" is?? LOL, u must be kidding me..
Ok, let me show you a picture

"Looks familiar??"

That is Ahpet-bot, one of Para Penukar
Still got no ideat??
LOL, then check this poster out

"Autobots and Decepticons"

Still got no idea?
Wait wait, then you must have seen this poster around

"Para Penukar teaser poster"

YUPPPP, It is!!!
In english they called i "Transformers" sumting

"This poster is damn cool!!!"

For those who dont know what is Para Penukar. Let me tell u brief story bout the movie.
They come from the planet Cybertron and are divided into the heroic Autobots, led by Optimus Prime, and the evil Decepticons, led by Megatron. They are able to "transform", rearranging their bodies into a common and innocuous form, such as a car, aircraft, or animal. (wiki)
When they transform, u can hear the sound "ngek ngek ngek ngek" , almost similiar to the sound u make on the bed when u doing sumting.

"Optimus Prime"
"Megatron"

But somehow, If not mistaken... their energy or sumting getting lesser and lesser, so they need to find a new planet 2 get the energy. So coincidently, they land up on earth. They they have war here, and then fight here fight there... Sumting like dat...

I cant wait to watch it 2morrow,
and when i do... I will make a review dun worry guys.
I'll make the review looks good even tough the movie is not nice.

Before i sign out. Check conversation out

"Chee Meng the cock master"

Signing off
Haris

*p/s Thanks chee meng for the cock idea