Spider Pig

I bet everyone know about this sohai family

"We are the sohai family"


Yeah, they are the Simpsons
They got this new hilarious movie showing in cinemas near you... So check them out


No no no no
Not these movies
this one all parodies....

The one with Spider Pig soundtrack
Yeah, u heard me... Spider Pig

"look out, here comes the spider pig"

When Holmes sing the spider pig song,
it just hit my head
Its one of the best parody song i ever heard
The lyrics, and the sohai voice he got
Im just so addicted to this song right now

Today, Stellix's Useless Blog will share with you guys the greatest song on earth aka song of the year aka best parody song ever aka sohai song with u guys

Spider Pig
Download the song here

Lyrics

SPIDER PIG

SPIDER PIG

Does whatever a SPIDER PIG does

Can he swing

From a web


No he cant

He's a pig

LOOK OOOUUUTTT!!!!

He is a SPIDER PIG!!


Thanks to Xia Shien for the song
Please enjoy the song to the fullest

May the Spider Pig force be with you

Signing off
Haris

Para Penukar

Wooot!!!
Para Penukar is here!!! at last, after waiting for almost 1 and a half year. Its here!!!! WOOOTT!!!

You cant believe how excited am i right now...
Wat u dunno what "Para Penukar" is?? LOL, u must be kidding me..
Ok, let me show you a picture

"Looks familiar??"

That is Ahpet-bot, one of Para Penukar
Still got no ideat??
LOL, then check this poster out

"Autobots and Decepticons"

Still got no idea?
Wait wait, then you must have seen this poster around

"Para Penukar teaser poster"

YUPPPP, It is!!!
In english they called i "Transformers" sumting

"This poster is damn cool!!!"

For those who dont know what is Para Penukar. Let me tell u brief story bout the movie.
They come from the planet Cybertron and are divided into the heroic Autobots, led by Optimus Prime, and the evil Decepticons, led by Megatron. They are able to "transform", rearranging their bodies into a common and innocuous form, such as a car, aircraft, or animal. (wiki)
When they transform, u can hear the sound "ngek ngek ngek ngek" , almost similiar to the sound u make on the bed when u doing sumting.

"Optimus Prime"
"Megatron"

But somehow, If not mistaken... their energy or sumting getting lesser and lesser, so they need to find a new planet 2 get the energy. So coincidently, they land up on earth. They they have war here, and then fight here fight there... Sumting like dat...

I cant wait to watch it 2morrow,
and when i do... I will make a review dun worry guys.
I'll make the review looks good even tough the movie is not nice.

Before i sign out. Check conversation out

"Chee Meng the cock master"

Signing off
Haris

*p/s Thanks chee meng for the cock idea

Today I want o talk about “Empat Orang yang Fanstatik” (Fantastic Four)

But first let start with a little bit of “short” history of Fantastic Four

These 3 guys and 1 girl turn into mutant cause of some cosmic and experiment thingy. Hard to explain, u want to know more bout the history go look out urself lar...

Anyway, after the "dunno-wat-experiment-shit" happens one can become like bubble gum, go through key hole and peeps some girls changing clothes. One can become fire and help with barbeque. One becomes stone giant, look like badass in those 80’s horror movie (but actually he is a good guy). The girl (Jessica Alba) can become hollow woman, which is not a good thing cause she is so hot, why would the director make her vanish?

But Im not really talking bout the first movie

"No no, not the first movie in 2005"

Not the “Kebangkitan Peluncur Perak”

"Rise of Silver Suffer"

But its this one...

"Its original poster (im serious), u can check it in wiki"

But it is the very first and classic Empat Orang yang Fantastik back in 1994. Im serious this is not a joke. Check this out

"From left Encik Fantastik (Mr.Fantastic), Perempuan Halimunan (The Invisible Woman), Orang Api (The Human Torch), and back behind there is Barang (The Thing)."

The best part is the director only use 1.5 million dollar for the budget… never released, but u can buy the DVD online… OMG, please tell me if u happen to buy this DVD ROLFMAO hahaha

Guess what, I found some trailer and ending clip of the movie for u guys… OMG and they look soooo gay with the costume hahaha

Enjoy

Fantastic Four 1994 trailer ROLFMAO

Fantastic Four 1994 Ending HAHAHA

Signing Off
Haris

Happy Birthday

Yesterday i come across mich's blog

She show us nice pic of her at http://www.xanga.com/chellez301/593966765/happyyy-birthdayyy-donkeyyy.html

Saying birthday to dont know who...

2day is vc's bd, and such privilage for her (pity pee ken cing) i decided to make one for vc.

"Happy birthday VC... and mum"

Aik, dat photo looks familiar... :P

Signing Off
Haris

Lanun Lanun KariKacang

Yosh, 2morrow im going to watch Lanun Lanun Kari Kacang 3.
Dont know what movie is dat?

omg, u guys serious? ok lar, let me give brief information bout the movie
Lanun Lanun Kari Kacang Tiga : Di Hujung Dunia is a 2007 adventure film, the third in the Lanun Lanun Kari Kacang films following Sumpah Mutiara Hitam (2003) and Kotak Orang Mati (2006).

"Captain Jack"

Yeah man. That is the movie... must watch movie. I give u my feeling bout the movie 2morrow after i watch it k. This is english and chinese version of the movie.

"Chinese words there means gong xi fa cai, hong bao na lai"

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A nice test in Malay thanks to Jin Xiang. Trust me, it really works, choose carefully


Test ini sudah dicuba dan kebenarannya sudah terbukti.
Pilihan anda menunjukkan keperibadian anda.
Anggap diri anda saat ini sedang memasuki sebuah rumah kecil di tepi sungai di tengah hutan tebal.
Setelah Anda buka pintunya dan masuk, didalamnya terdapat:
7 tempat tidur kecil di sebelah kanan di sebelah kiri,terdapat meja makan yang dikelilingi 7 kerusi kecil.
Di tengah-tengah meja terdapat sebuah bekas dengan 6 macam buah.
Buah-buahan tersebut terdiri daripada:
a. epal
b. pisang
c. jeruk
d. mangga
e. rambutan
f. papaya
Buah manakah yang akan anda pilih?
Pilihan anda akan menunjukkan sifat-sifat peribadi anda!
Berfikirlah dengan berhati-hati.

(JGN TGK JAWAPAN DI BAWAH DULU... PILIH DULU BUAH APA.!!)















Ini dia jawapannya...

a. jika anda pilih epal: bererti Anda adalah orang yang suka makan epal
b. jika anda pilih pisang: bererti Anda adalah orang yang suka makan pisang
c. jika anda pilih jeruk: bererti Anda adalah orang yang suka makan jeruk
d. jika anda pilih mangga: bererti Anda adalah orang yang suka makan mangga
e. jika anda pilih rambutan: bererti orang yang suka makan rambutan
f. Jika anda pilih papaya: bererti Anda adalah orang yang suka makan papaya

LOL
dun beat me man, jin xiang get it from friendster and he send to me.

signing off
Haris

p/s
If u really trust me the chinese words is gong xi fa cai, then u really got problem
p/ss
The chinese words there means "Good luck, Captain Jack."