Prison Break Season four. Breaking from Perth Fremantle Prison

Yay, last week I went to Fremantle Prison. Cause last week I rob Maybank in Perth, so the police tangkap me and bring me to the prison.... Just kidding la, wait till u find Maybank in Perth. If you can find Maybank in Perth, I call u dad. If u can find ramlee burger in Perth, I call u grandmaster.
Actually its a class trip for our Marketing assignment. I dont really want to post this up but some ppl *ahem*vc*ahem* said their nv see the prison before and beg me to post it on blog. Since I so generous, I post lo.
We reach around 6pm. Reach the first entrance where you can buy tickets.

"Entrance"

First stop is the gift shop... What the heck... They sell those stone chain, mug, prisoner doll, prison pajamas... Damn cool wei... Check the photo out.




Better than Barbie Doll












"Gift shop"

Then second entrance. The real prison











"Second Entrance to the prison"


Its getting dark and creepier as we go into the prison.... The guide bring us around, first she show us the prison rooms.









"Damn small and stuffy"


Then, we went into this one small room, and she started to give speech... Damn kao sien lo, but then wat to do... Our assignment mah... I think we stayed there for about half and hour, or 45 min or one hour, i think i lost count...

"Good evening everyone, how are ya... yada yada aliba aliba"

But she was really friendly and helpful.... thank u so much for the speech that day ^.^
After the "yawn" speech, another guide came and take over.... At last some prison break guide!!! But first thing we saw was.... the prison toilet bowl.

" This is where they poo and pee or even pee poo(what the heck is peepoo?)"

"She reminds me of Professor McGonagall from Harry Potter"

Next is this interesting place

"Tea Room Yam Cha place"

Some even said its T Bag's room in prison break

"T Bag"

But its actually where officers go yam cha during their break, they got teh-0 ais, teh tarik, maggie goreng, indo mee and even ramlee burger.... yah right... (Crap, i think i miss ramlee burger too much)

Last stop is the best....







"The execution Room"

I tell u, its damn freaking creepy sia.... Then she tell us the story, who was the last man and woman who kena hang there...Like hell got ppl remember their names.... Then tell us the procedure of hanging. Basically the procedure went like this, 1st the officers help u to wear the "cloth of death" 2nd then u are dead. Its easier than pumping petrol... They wan to make it as fast as possible. To avoid any accident (e.g head got cut off from the body) the executioner must know some physic skills, they height and weight of the prisoner.... Damn, those executioners are not dumb....

And so thats the end of the story...
Last pic before we go off

Signing off
Haris
*p/s this post is dedicated to VC who never seen a prison before... please say thank u in comment box.
**p/s you are very welcome

Caught Speeding In Perth

"Mat Rempit from Malaysia" (fake name of course) was caught speeding in Perth, bringing his speed demon driving skills to Perth but kena take picture by Police.... Few days later, letter came to his house... So I curi look at the letter because I am very kee poh concern bout him.

Being a verykee poh concern friend, I decided to curi-curi ask him whether I can scan the letter online so that all of you can laugh at it learn something from it.

And of course I already censored his name and important details... and add some comment on the letter to make thing more interesting.

"Click on the image"

Thank you "Mat Rempit from Malaysia" for letting me post this letter. May the force be with you all. VROMMM (shit, kena saman)

Signing off
Haris

New sem, new friend, new jokes

Just last week, i started my last sem for my uni life (hope i wont fail lar, if not sure ham kah chan one, my mum take parang cut me).
And so the story goes, me and 2 other friend go to class, there this guy sitting alone, so i sit beside him.
The class start, and lecturer told us that we need to get into group of 4... since dun wan so mafan walk here walk there ask for team member After long consideration, we decide to ask the guy beside me to become our fourth member. His name is Joe..
We intro ourselves to him, and he intro himself to us... He come from brunei, (reminds me of those sohais back in malaysia and uk and brunei)
My friend, being so jakun never been to brunei before, he ask joe...
"So, how is brunei looks like??"

Being a serious guy, he tried to explain how brunei look with his hand...
Then he said calmly

"This is city...."

And he stops for a while
figuring out wat to say next...

My friends and me listen very careful
(if u are wondering why are we talking during tutorial, it is because the lecturer is busy with her stuff, not cause we are being rude. Kami budak budak cina sangat hormat kepada cik gu)



He then continue
"then ...

"This part all 'san ba' (jungle)"

ROLF
Me and my friends burst to laughter
damn cock

Hei, no hard feeling for Bruneians. The one who told me this is a bruneians, really! no jokes... (i mean, its a joke but... u know)

Im sorry if this offend any of u in any ways....
U can do anything to me, but please dont touch my family...
What the heck am i talking about...

Signing off
Haris

Heater-bot

Winter come... and its damn cold
We need to on heater inside our room.
One day, Heaterone-bot come to my room and give warmth to me

"Heaterone-bot"

After one month, Heaterone-bot died... i think his engine roasted or sumting.
And then, Heatertwo-bot come to my room replacing Heaterone-bot

"New generation Heatertwo-bot"

Less than one week. Heatertwo-bot died...
Hamilan....

Now, staying faithfully with me is Heaterthree-bot

Signing off
Haris

Marvelous, Fantastica, Cun, Superb Dinner in Perth

Yesterday I had a great dinner at D'Tandoor Restaurant.
Wonder how i got there??
Its a long story,

Few months ago, there was this eating competition who needs two participant. So me and my fren decided to take the challenge. The host announced that the winner will get 60 Dollar worth of voucher at D'Tandoor Restaurant. Woots!!! Me and my fren decide, whoever get the price will share among ourselves.
So, just like that i got this silly looking voucher

"Mahai, printed on normal A4 paper and sumore its black and white"

After few months planning, canceling and ffk-ing for the right time to go. We decided to go on 5 of july (yesterday lar)
My fren drove his gf's car, and we got lost for few minutes. But in the end we reach there.
Sad to say the service here sux like pig. Cause the place is kinda high class, and we dont wear formal clothes, so the bloody manager and waiter is so ham-ka-chan no manner. When we showed them the voucher, lagi lah no manner. Btw, who cares to look at their cipet face, i just want to eat.
We start off with

"Tandoori Chicken Sizzler"

"Keema Naan""Maharaja Naan"

We got another naan, its called Masala naan. forgot to take pic

Let me start off with tandoori chicken, its really nice. They serve on hot claypot, and it sumhow got this satay smell. hmmm, marvelous. cun cun its $16.50
Next Keema naan is here with beef curry... I tell u, the naan here is CUN!!! Its so soft, almost melt when u put in ur mouth. OMG, im so hungry right now....
And then come maharaja Naan, sounds so KING... yah, i feel like King when i taste it, "Now bow before me u idiots!!!! muhahahaha". Ok, back to reality, we got one more Masala naan, i forgot to take pic....

After that, we wait for our beef korma. We finished our naan and tandoori, but beef korma havent come. So we ask the waitress. She then said "This is your beef korma"
All of us look at this pathetic bowl

"Finished Beef Korma"

Ok, my bad. I dont know its our beed korma. They put it in a small bowl, wat the heck. I tout its the curry to celup for naan!!! Aihz... and its $17.90 dollar
And all the naans cost us around 3.90 dollar per naan

"Gulab Jamoon"

These weird looking balls are actuall milk dumpling deep fried in oil and covered with rose scented syrup. ITs hot, so careful not to scald ur tongue. Its damn nice, but its damn small and expensive, this small bowl with 3 balls cost us 6.90 per bowl. Ma ji dan gao
But my fren just sapu, he licked the syrup till the last drop

"These balls are so yummy!!"

Some of the pic i took there

In the end we ngam ngam use $59.90 for the dinner!!! Woot!!!
Adios

Signing Off
Haris

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Extra pic of the day


I love the scenary here!!!

Birthday Party Dua

Im back!!!
Previously on Stellix's Useless Blog

No kidding, just in a blink of eye
all the balls gone!!!
Then, not only dat, the cake is superb!!!
yummiest bd cake i ever got
But, nv get to finish eh whole cake

Ish, tiuz
internet down again!!!
I cant upload the photos!!!

Now Stellix's Useless Blog is back

They sing Birthday Song to me, and ask me to make a wish

"Actually my wish very simple, i wan new laptop, new bag, new wallet, more pocket money, better internet connection, more chocolate, more food for me to eat, get HD for exam, ok la dun wan so tamak all distinction can d, iphone, ticket back to malaysia, malaysian food, Randy Rhoads Jackson guitar, new effect, ticket to japan for 1 month holiday with pocket money etc"
dats all
"Christian version (amen)"

"Muslim version (amin)"

"Buddha version (amitabha)"

Ok, enuf with the crap... everyone still shivering hahaha

"Cut cake!!!"

"I need to drink the rest of the Black Label"

"Thank You guys"

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Here i want to thank all my friend for their wishes, present, support, face during the dinner and cutting cake ceremony, overseas phone call, local phone call (just dun send me phone bill), sms, friendster comment, belated wishes. I have a great birthday.. Sekian Terima Kasih



Thanks AlexPikachu for the banner

Signing Off
Haris

p/s* Sorry for the slow update... dun worry the next update wont be long
p/s** I dun look like a monkey
p/s*** u look like a monkey