Friday, March 27, 2009

First FAQ... and sushi buffet

Hello, good morning, afternoon, evening whenever or wherever you are.:D
First of all, let me show you my GF picture

"Leng or not?"

Ok... Good job guys, you know im kidding, and its not funny... She is apparentaly finalist for Malaysian Dream Girl, giving away free black kitty balloon. Manage to take her photo (and photo with her)... and no, I did not get her hp number or email if you want to ask, but i manage to grab the black kitty.

Ok, next Im gonna start this new label here. FAQ
Frequently Answered Question, means a lot of people ask me a question until I got bored of answering. So Im just gonna write down the question here, and answer it. So, before you got a question, read my blog first, and then, read my blog again, and u can ask my mum about it.

Today FAQ is "Haris, are you gay?"
The answer is YES, I am gay, I got a boyfriend now who is staying with me? We do buttsex together at home... YAY
Ok, of course that answer is a joke, dont take it to heart, especially that buttsex part.
Answer is NO
No, I am not a gay. Why are you even ask me this question in the first place?

"Why are you so friendly with that guy?"
Well, I love my friend, my friend love me, in with all respect not in gay manner. Of course, some of my friend and I even do couple jokes on each other like "hello dear, how are you"(which almost got one of my friend intro trouble, he spend one whole night trying to explain to his gf who am I LOL). Thats normal right? I did not touch his kuku and say hei "cute kuku u got there boy".

"Eh, Why you dont have GF until now? Are you turning gay?"
Second, yes I got ex-gfs, one of them is so hot, that can melt hard chocolate in few seconds, and im not breaking up because I'm turning gay. (not gonna explain more here >,<) "Why you never watch porn ?? weirdo la u" You tell me which guy dont watch porn, bring him to me, if he really dont watch porn, I straight away cut my kuku in front of u (kuku jari I mean). Holy cow, I watch "straight porn" no gay (lesbian , yes), no granny porn, STRAIGHTO. JAV FTW!!!

OK, stop with this gay topic, lets move on to a "gay" (cheery: bright and pleasant; promoting a feeling of cheer; "a cheery hello"; "a gay sunny room"; "a sunny smile" ) topic now.
Few days ago, my friend sent me an email, about this "Japanese buffet restaurant at Taman Sutera JB" Stupid place, so hard to find.
But its okay, because I got.....
Eat all you can >,<

"Eat all you can Salmon sashimi (they got maguro, saba, and more)"
When we sat, we damn blur, first time visit this place. The waitress also damn blur, I look at her, she look at me. (You looking at me, looking at you - Ozzy Osbourne). Lucky she quite leng lui but deng, like hell I know how to order. I asked her, and she gave us menu (at last) and I start to go gung ho with the ordering.

"Unagi Sushi, eat eat eat"
"Chuka hotate inari, the best"
"And more Sishi, i mean sushi ^_^"
"Some more can see leng lui"
"Eat all you can gyoza"
"Agemono (pork, chicken, SOFT SHELL CRAB, prawn etc)"
"Yakimono with teriyaki sauce"
"Some cucuk thing, not that nice"
"Chawanmushi (they got original, shark fin and mushroom version)"
"All shorts of temaki :D"

1 hour later, the leng lui waitress ask for last order, I didnt know the last order is so early!!! Bad service.
Last order wei, and both of us quite full already, can eat, but need to eat slowly. I made a bold decision, ordered 2 chawanmushi, and 3 plates of diff type of noodle.

"chasoba"
"Yakisoba"

Walau, when the food reach our table. See also damn full, its like looking at the foods for Fear Factor.
Nevertheless, we manage to finish all and win RM 100, 000 for finishing the challenge, and i give those all the price money to Haris Charity.

Enjoy
Signing off
Haris

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